Okay, blog, listen up. Computer, dear computer, it wouldn't kill you to listen either.
I said listen-- none of you are listening, you are eavesdropping on the conversation I am having with one of my sisters right now, via Yahoo Instant Messenger ... because that's what we do 'round here.
Blog, you are killing me. I've got stuff to do, and you are just calling me and calling me! Ever since I decided to put that Flickr Badge in the sidebar, I cannot stop staring at it, even though they are my pictures, and this is my blog. When I triple check for typos, because you can never be too sure, I find myself mesmerized by my own pictures!
And that, my dear friends, is absolutely pathetic.
I can't even believe that I am admitting it here, for everyone to see.
But, take a look, you will be drawn in too.
Were you drawn in, just like I was?
No, you weren't?
Well, maybe you ought to look again.
What about now?
Never mind then.
And computer, you need to work faster, or all your data will be erased come Sunday. Wait--even if you choose to work faster, we are still resetting you. Don't worry, all of the pictures will be kept safe, my dad knows how to do that.
I hope you two chose to listen, because I am not repeating myself.
I've got better things to do.